Finally I am THE ARCHITECT

Sounds cool right?

The reality is – someone in the organisation wants to see your project die, spectacularly – your devs are perfecting quick sort instead of actually making shit that matters to the people paying the bills – you are responsible for every little fu kup. From poor grammar to security breaches…it's your fault – business owners are whiney bitches – devs are whiney bitches – you miss when life was simply cutting code – you have to answer for why Noel is working out of a cupboard under the stairwell (he csn't deal with people). Btw Noel can't handle code reviews either. – Your family life goes down the toilet – you start googling for support forums in your city