Agile, Scrum, Waterfall… Is Anyone Actually Swimming Here?

Ah yes, software dev methodologies – where we’re told "Agile" is a sprint, but somehow it always turns into a marathon of meetings. We jump between Scrum, Kanban, and Waterfall like we’re trying to find the perfect diet plan… only to realize we’ve been in a perpetual cycle of "just one more retrospective." Who’s with me? 🏊‍♂️ #SendHelp