Completely serious, offering to pay 2.5k usd to anyone who could make me atleast become look atleast “okay” programming wise for the next by next week so i can will not look like a complete liar in front of my dad

sad situation but i truly really need the help, i don't know if its even allowed to post something like this, but mods please do not delete it

basically last year i turned 17, my life was just tinder and getting high all day, no education, work, or any motivation to do something with my life.

my parents said this cant go on and while they would never kick me out, i need to show them i actually try to have a future or i will have to leave. me being me i swore (and believed it too) to my parents that i will use what was left of 2021 to get my shit together, study hard enough to have a job for the first time in my life and make them proud for once

obviously, a year has past and my short meeting with programming lasted around 40 mins, due to me being so smart, i managed to mess up setting up the compilers 5 times i uninstalled VSC and just wasted that year away.

next week my dad is supposed to test what i learnt (but obviously knowing how hard studying is for me, he is not gonna expect me to be anything other than okay)

apparently he is bringing a friend of his from his work, who he said "Will be able to notice and tell me you about your effort "

Obviously i doubt that guy knows some crazy shit, and even if he does its all good if i fuck up a little bit, for i really really can not look like a complete idiot who literally could not even set up VSC the right way..

i know about udemy and stuff like that but my only chance is an actual someone, who i can get direct help and answers from. when i tried to watch courses i lost focus easily and was just done. if anyone can put some serious work for the next week with me, i would happily pay 2.5k in f&f paypal, bank transfer, amazon giftcards. anything you decide. its a lot of money for me, but knowing how clueless i am going to look in front of my dad excited dad is way worse, and there is just no way i can admit and to him it was just another year where i did nothing but get high, cant believe i put myself in this situation.

i of course do not expect to be anywhere even close to decent in 7 days, but at least some have some skill and knowledge that i can show off.